Say it with a wry smile: a soft, garment-dyed tee that captures the slow-burn humor of a true storyteller. The shirt’s muted, lived-in color and relaxed heavyweight feel make it a go-to when you want to wear a line that sparks conversation—like Keith Morrison’s offhand, deadpan opener about an ordinary morning at Starbucks. It hangs the way a favorite tee should: broken-in, comfortable, and quietly confident. Slip it on for open-mic nights, road trips, or evenings spent trading oddball news tales with friends. The phrase becomes part of the evening’s cadence—underscoring a dry laugh, a shared disbelief, or that little chill when a story turns strange.
Product features - Sizes S–4XL available (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart) - 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) and pre-shrunk - Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel and wide color range (58 colors) - Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability - Relaxed fit with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
